Just the random musings of andymooseman.
I'm sorry, but is this the official blog of the 2012 Olympics[TM]? I'm afraid we're going to have to ask you to remove the term Olypics[TM] from this posting immediately, or pay a hefty licensing[TM] fee (c).
"Congratulations Mr. Mooseman for being selected to bear the Olympic Torch™ through your community!""Well, yes, I grant you the Coke™ can costume is a little awkward, but necessary I'm afraid.""Now if you could just strap this papier-mache mock-up of a 64" Samsung™ plasma display to your head. Well, yes, it's bound to cause some wind resistance but perhaps you could turn your head sideways if it becomes too much.""And, oh yes, here's the stuffed reproduction of the famous Lloyds TSB black stallion to carry under your arm. Yes, just squeeze it between your arm and the side of the Coke can. Splendid, all set!""What was that? Ah yes, the torch. Silly of me to forget. I'm sure it's here somewhere."
Nice comments guys. Trouble is, you might not be too far from the truth.